en-valspeak:
  settings: Like ur settinz
  profile: Like ur profile
  account: Like ur account
  privacy: OMG give me some privacy!
  _services: Other socialz
  _applications: Appz
  _help: Need halp!!
  ok: For SURE
  cancel: Nvm
  delete: Trash
  username: ur like... name ppl will find u by or whatever
  email: thing b4 txtin like i think its called like email er sumthin?
  are_you_sure: R u like, for sure?
  are_you_sure_delete_account: R u like, mental? U like, wanna close ur account? U
    should like stay! YOLO! Well if u do, remember, like, this CANT b undone. Kay?
  are_you_sure_ignore_user: 
  fill_me_out: Like, put ur txt into here like, K?
  public: like, every1 can c this
  limited: Only ur BFFs can c these! OMG!
  search: 'like look for stuff like #shoes!'
  nsfw: OMG! GROODY!
  find_people: 'find new BFFs or #stuff'
  more: Moar
  all_aspects: All aspectz
  no_results: no results found... lame...
  _contacts: BFFs <3
  _terms: boring legal stuff
  _podmin_mail: 
  _statistics: statsss
  activerecord:
    errors:
      models:
        user:
          attributes:
            person:
              invalid: is like... not valid n junk.
            username:
              taken: some1 like, already bought those shoez. sry bout that :\
              invalid: is like... not valid n junk. u have 2 liek... use letterz,
                numbahz, and these thingz "_" but like witout the quote thingz...
            email:
              taken: is like... already taken.
        person:
          attributes:
            diaspora_handle:
              taken: is like... already taken. sry :\
        contact:
          attributes:
            person_id:
              taken: it must be like... different among this homie's homiez. duh.
        reshare:
          attributes:
            root_guid:
              taken: Umm, wtf r u doing? U already reshared that postie? Duh?
        poll:
          attributes:
            poll_answers:
              not_enough_poll_answers: Theres like... not enough stuff to select in
                the poll...
        poll_participation:
          attributes:
            poll:
              already_participated: uve like... already voted on this poll!! derp.
  errors:
    messages:
      carrierwave_processing_error: 
      carrierwave_integrity_error: 
      carrierwave_download_error: 
      extension_whitelist_error: 
      extension_blacklist_error: 
      content_type_whitelist_error: 
      content_type_blacklist_error: 
      rmagick_processing_error: 
      mini_magick_processing_error: 
      min_size_error: 
      max_size_error: 
  error_messages:
    helper:
      correct_the_following_errors_and_try_again: so much drama! chillax n try again,
        k?
    need_javascript: 
    csrf_token_fail: 
    mobile_not_available: 
    desktop_view_link: 
  admins:
    admin_bar:
      pages: Pagies!
      dashboard: 
      user_search: Ppl search
      weekly_user_stats: Weekly ppl stats
      pod_stats: Pod statsss <3
      report: Reportz
      sidekiq_monitor: Technical thingy called Sidekiq monitor... wasnt that like...
        a phone once? OMG! IT WAS! :DD
      pod_network: 
    dashboard:
      pod_status: 
      fetching_diaspora_version: 
    user_search:
      you_currently:
        zero: u like... have no invites left %{link} :\
        one: u only have 1 invite left %{link}
        other: u have like... %{count} invites left %{link}
      view_profile: look at profile
      add_invites: add invites!! <3
      close_account: trash account
      lock_account: 
      unlock_account: 
      are_you_sure: R u like... totally sure u wanna trash this account?
      are_you_sure_lock_account: So like, u totes sure u wanna lock this ppl?
      are_you_sure_unlock_account: So like, u totes sure u wanna unlock this ppl?
      account_closing_scheduled: So like, the account of %{name} is waitin 2 b closed.
        it will b done in a few min, kay?
      account_locking_scheduled: So like, that account with like the name... %{name}
        is like.. scheduled to be locked. So like, it will totally be done in a min.
        Kthx.
      account_unlocking_scheduled: so like... the account for %{name} is like.. scheduled
        to be like.. unlocked. give it a min, mkay?
      make_admin: 
      remove_admin: 
      make_moderator: 
      remove_moderator: 
      make_spotlight: 
      remove_spotlight: 
      add_admin: 
      delete_admin: 
      add_moderator: 
      delete_moderator: 
      add_spotlight: 
      delete_spotlight: 
      does_not_exist: 
      role_implemented: 
      role_removal_implemented: 
      email_to: Email for the ppl 2 invite <3
      invite: 
      under_13: show ppl undah 13 (COPPA)
      users:
        zero: "%{count} ppl found :("
        one: "%{count} was like... found! :D"
        other: "%{count} ppl found!! :D"
    user_entry:
      id: eye dee
      guid: gee yew eye dee
      email: Emale
      diaspora_handle: d* handle
      last_seen: was like, last seen
      current_sign_in_ip: 
      account_closed: account trashed <3
      nsfw: "#groody"
      admin: 
      moderator: 
      spotlight: 
      unknown: dunno them
      invite_token: 
      'yes': totally
      'no': no way!
    weekly_user_stats:
      current_server: So like... the current server date ish like... %{date}
      amount_of:
        zero: 'Number of new ppl this week: none :\'
        one: 'Number of new ppl this week: %{count}'
        other: 'Number of new ppl this week: %{count}'
    stats:
      week: Week
      2weeks: 2 weekz
      month: Month
      daily: Dailyy
      usage_statistic: Usage staties
      go: go!!
      display_results: Showin results from the like.. <b>%{segment}</b> segment
      posts:
        zero: "%{count} posties :("
        one: "%{count} postie"
        other: "%{count} posties!"
      comments:
        zero: "%{count} commentz :("
        one: "%{count} comment!!!(:"
        other: "%{count} commentz!! :DDD"
      shares:
        zero: "%{count} sharez :c"
        one: "%{count} share!(:"
        other: OMG u like have %{count} sharez!! :DDD
      users:
        zero: "%{count} ppl :c"
        one: "%{count} ppl!(:"
        other: "%{count} ppl!!! :DDD"
      current_segment: So like, the current segment is like.. averagin <b>%{post_yest}</b>
        posties per usah, from <b>%{post_day}</b>
      50_most: ZOMG THE 50 MOST POPULAR TAGZ!!!
      tag_name: 'Tag Nameuh: <b>%{name_tag}</b> Countuh: <b>%{count_tag}</b>'
    pods:
      pod_network: 
  aspects:
    edit:
      confirm_remove_aspect: R u sure u want 2 like... remove this aspect?
      rename: bag this name..
      aspect_list_is_visible: Ppl in this aspect r like.. able 2 c each other.
      aspect_list_is_not_visible: Ppl in this aspect r like.. not able 2 c each other.
      update: make like... newer...
      updating: makin like... newer...
    no_contacts_message:
      you_should_add_some_more_contacts: U should like... add some moar ppl!
      try_adding_some_more_contacts: U can like... search or like... invite moar ppl.
      invite_link_text: 
      or_spotlight: Or u can like... share wit %{link}
      community_spotlight: d* celebz
    aspect_listings:
      add_an_aspect: "+ Addn aspect"
    destroy:
      success: "%{name} is nao like... gone n stuff."
      success_auto_follow_back: 
      failure: "%{name} is like... not gone n so it like... cant b removed... sry
        bout tht :\\"
    update:
      success: 'Ur aspect, %{name}, has like... not flipped out. So ur good!(:'
      failure: Ur group, %{name}, had like... a rlly long name.. so yeah... it wasnt
        saved... sry :\
    add_to_aspect:
      failure: there was like... a problem addin bff to aspect.
      success: OMG! Movin them like, totally WORKED! <333
    seed:
      family: Fam
      work: Work bffs
      acquaintances: Some ppl I sorta kno
      friends: BFFs
    index:
      donate: give like... free money
      keep_pod_running: 'So like, keep %{pod} from bein all slow n stupid by like...
        donatin monthly n stuff! <3(:'
      donate_liberapay: 
      welcome_to_diaspora: OMG HEY! Like, welcome to diaspora*, %{name}. its pretty
        bitchin' n has electrolytes(;
      introduce_yourself: so this is like, ur stream thing... its like facebooks wall
        thingy but like... less annoyin n wit like... less adz n picz of food and
        stuff... like, post sumthin n see if ne1 repliez... like... yeah
      new_here:
        title: dude! u should like, totally whalecum the new diaspora ppl. its a blast
          like... yeah..
        follow: follow %{link} n like ... welcome new ppl 2 diaspora*!
        learn_more: like... learn moar n stuff...
      help:
        need_help: so like, wat?
        here_to_help: diaspora ppl r here... yay!
        do_you: 'do u... like:'
        have_a_question: "... have a like... %{link}?"
        tag_question: q4u
        find_a_bug: "... find a like... %{link}?"
        tag_bug: OMG, i like... have an issue!
        feature_suggestion: "... do u like... have a %{link} suggestion?"
        tag_feature: cool new thang
        tutorials_and_wiki: "%{faq}, %{tutorial}, && %{wiki}: Halp for ur first stepz."
        tutorial_link_text: Tutorialz!!
        support_forum: 
        support_forum_link: 
        any_problem: Havin drama?
        contact_podmin: Contact the dude that manages ur pod!
        mail_podmin: the email for the ppl who like... run this bitch
      services:
        heading: connect like... other stuff..
        content: 'U can like... connect the followin things 2 d*:'
    aspect_stream:
      stay_updated: stay like... up 2 date
      stay_updated_explanation: Ur wall has like... ur BFFs n tagz n junk on it...
      make_something: Make somethin..
  aspect_memberships:
    destroy:
      success: The person was like... removed.. n stuff...
      failure: The person was not like... removed... sry bout that :\
      no_membership: like... we couldnt find the ppl u picked in that aspect... sry
        bout tht :\
      forbidden: So like, ur not allowed to do tht...
      invalid_statement: 
  bookmarklet:
    heading: save page thingy
    post_something: put it on d* n stuff
    explanation: post 2 d* from like.. anywhere by like... saving this thing => %{link}
  color_themes:
    dark: 
    dark_green: 
    egyptian_blue: 
    magenta: 
    original: 
    original_white: 
  comments:
    create:
      fail: 
    new_comment:
      comment: say somethin
      commenting: sayin somethin
    destroy:
      success: 
      fail: 
    not_found: 
  contacts:
    index:
      start_a_conversation: start a like... convo
      title: BFFs
      no_contacts: u like... need 2 add sum ppl
      no_contacts_message: OMG! u should like... check out %{community_spotlight}
      community_spotlight: d* celebz <33
      no_contacts_in_aspect: 
      my_contacts: My BFFs!!! <333
      all_contacts: All BFFs!!
      only_sharing_with_me: only sharin wit me
      add_contact: Add BFF <3
      user_search: Ppl stalk
    spotlight:
      community_spotlight: d* celebz!! <3
      suggest_member: 'Suggest a membah!!(:'
      no_members: theres no peeps yet  :c
  conversations:
    index:
      conversations_inbox: Convos - Inbox
      new_conversation: New convo
      no_messages: therez like... no messagez :( </3
      inbox: Txts <3
      no_contacts: 
    show:
      reply: txt bak
      replying: txtin bak...
      hide: gtfo and shush convo
      delete: get rid of n like... block the convo
      last_message: 
    new:
      to: 2
      subject: topic
      subject_default: No subjieeee
      message: Msg
      send: txt
      sending: txtin...
    create:
      sent: txt sent
      fail: bad txt
    new_conversation:
      fail: Bad txt
    destroy:
      delete_success: 'convo successfully deleted YAAAAY!((:'
      hide_success: 'convo be hidden!(:'
    not_found: 
  date:
    formats:
      fullmonth_day: "%B %d"
      birthday: "%B %d"
      birthday_with_year: "%B %d %Y"
  help:
    title_header: Halp
    tutorials: tutorialz!!
    tutorial: tutorial<3
    irc: Nerd chat, gross
    wiki: ZOMG D*'s OWN WIKIPEDIA!! :DDD
    faq: FACK
    markdown: markydown
    here: like, here.
    foundation_website: d* foundation site! i lurve it!! <3
    third_party_tools: 3rd partay toolz
    getting_started_tutorial: "'Gettin started' tutorial seriez"
    community_guidelines: 
    getting_help:
      title: Gettin halp
      getting_started_q: Halp!! i need sum like... simple halp 2 get me started!
      getting_started_a: OMG! ur in luck! :D. Try the %{tutorial_series} on our site
        thingy. It will like, take u step by step (Not the old TV show btw) through
        the registration process n like teach u all the thingys u need 2 kno bout
        usin d*! :D Like, totally try it! <3
      get_support_q: So like, wat if mah queztion is like... not answered in this
        FAQ thingy? Where else can I like.. get support?
      get_support_a_website: like, go to our %{link}
      get_support_a_tutorials: check out our like, %{tutorials}
      get_support_a_wiki: search teh %{link} :D!
      get_support_a_irc: join us on %{irc} (Live, nerdy chat)
      get_support_a_faq: Read our like.. %{faq} page on the wiki
      get_support_a_hashtag: ask in a public postie on d* usin the %{question} hashtag
      get_support_a_discourse: 
    account_and_data_management:
      title: Account n stuff management
      move_pods_q: So like, how do I move my account from one pod 2 another one? :o
      move_pods_a: so like, in the future, u will like... b able 2 export ur account
        from a pod n like... import it on another but this is like, not possible right
        nao. sry bout that. but u could like.. always open another account n add ur
        BFFs 2 groups on that new account, n like... ask them 2 add ur new account
        2 their groups. K?
      download_data_q: can I like... dl a copy of all my stuff on my account?
      download_data_a: ya. at like... the bottom of the account tab thingy in ur like...
        settins page there r like... 2 buttons for dling ur stuff.
      close_account_q: how do i like... trash my account?
      close_account_a: Go like.. 2 the bottom of ur settins page n click the Trash
        Account button.
      data_visible_to_podmin_q: 'so like... how much of my stuff can the ppl who run
        this pod like... see? #creepedout'
      data_visible_to_podmin_a: Convos between podz is like... super top secret...
        like... pinky promise not tell ne1. but like... the stuff on the pod is like...
        not top secret. the person who like, manages ur pod n stuff can like.. see
        everythin u put on it which is like... wat FB does like... constantlay. totally
        freaking lame, right? but theres like this cool part of d* where u can run
        like ur OWN pod n like thats more private n stuff cuz u like control everythin.
        freakin sick nasty right? :DDD
      data_other_podmins_q: 'So like, can the ppl of other pods see my stuff? D:'
      data_other_podmins_a: So like, once u r sharin wit some1 on anotha pod, ne posties
        u share wit them n a copy of ur profile stuff r put on their pod, n r accessible
        2 that pod'z database keeper... person.. thing. When u trash a postie err
        profile content is is trashed from ur pod n ne other podz where it was stored.
        YAY! <3
    aspects:
      title: Aspectz <33
      what_is_an_aspect_q: Wat is an aspect er group er whatev?
      what_is_an_aspect_a: Aspectz r like, the way u group ur BFFs on d*. an aspect
        is like... one of the faces u show 2 the world. sort of like wat brittany
        does. shes such a two-faced bitch fer sure. but like, on d* its like.. kay
        cuz liek u dont have 2 b showin ur grandpa ur like.. bikini picz which is
        like.. super gnarly... its totally tubular!!! :D
      who_sees_post_q: when i like... make a postie 2 a aspect er whatever.. who can
        like.. see it?
      who_sees_post_a: so like, if u like... make a postie thats like... limited,
        it will only like, b seen by the ppl u have in ur aspect or group or groups
        err whatever. BFFs u have that like... arent in the aspect have like... no
        way of seein the postie, unless u set it 2 like... internet or public n junk.
        like, only like... posties that r set 2 public can b seen by ppl who u havent
        like... place in 1 of ur aspects. totally weird, right?
      contacts_know_aspect_q: do like... my BFFs kno which aspects i like.. put them
        in?
      contacts_know_aspect_a: nah. they cant.
      person_multiple_aspects_q: So like, can I add a person 2 many aspects?
      person_multiple_aspects_a: Ya. Like, go 2 ur BFFs page n click on my BFFs. for
        each BFF u can like... use the menu on the right 2 add them 2 (or like...
        trash them from) as many aspectz as u want. or u can like... add them 2 a
        new aspect (or trash them from an aspect) by like.. clickin the aspect picker
        button on their profile. or u can even like... just move the pointer thingy
        over their name where u like.. c it n the stream, n a 'hover-card' will like...
        come up. u can change the aspectz they r in right tharrr <3
      remove_notification_q: So like, if i trashed some1 from an aspect, err all of
        mah aspects, r they like... notified of this?
      remove_notification_a: Nah
      change_aspect_of_post_q: So like, once ive posted somethin, can i like.. change
        the aspect(z) that can like.. see it? :o
      change_aspect_of_post_a: 'Nope, butt u can always like... make a new postie
        wit the same stuff and post eet 2 a different aspect. c:'
      post_multiple_aspects_q: So like, can i like, make a postie of some stuff n
        send it 2 many aspects @ once?
      post_multiple_aspects_a: Ya. When u like.. make a postie, use the aspect picker
        button 2 pick or unpick aspectz. Ur post will b shown to like... ALL the aspectz
        u pick. u could also like... pick the aspectz u wanna post 2 in the sidebar
        thingy.  when u post, the aspect(z) u picked in the list on teh left will
        automagically b picked in the aspect picker when u start 2 make a new postie
        <3 Kay? <3
      restrict_posts_i_see_q: so like, can i like... restrict the posties i c 2 just
        those from certain aspects?
      restrict_posts_i_see_a: ya. u have 2 like... click on My Aspects err whatever
        its called. its like in the sidebar thingy n then click individual (woah that
        weird was so big it made me lightheaded like that 1 time at band camp) aspects
        in the list thing 2 pick or not pick them. only like... the posties by ppl
        in the picked aspects will b seen by u on ur Wall n stuff.
      rename_aspect_q: can i like, change the name of an aspect?
      rename_aspect_a: Ya. In ur aspectz list thingy on the left side of the main
        page, like, point ur mouse at the aspect u wanna change the name of. then
        like, click the ADORABLE little 'edit' pencil thingy that like... comes up
        on the right. then liek, click rename in the box that comes up. yeah.
      delete_aspect_q: How do I like... trash a group?
      delete_aspect_a: So like, in ur list of aspectz on the left side of the main
        page thingy, point ur mouse at like... the aspect u wanna trash. click the
        adorable little 'edit' pencil thingy that comes up on the right. then like,
        click the trash button in the box that comes up. Kay?
    mentions:
      title: Mentionz!
      what_is_a_mention_q: Wats a mention?
      what_is_a_mention_a: So like, a mention is a link 2 a persons profile that comes
        up in a postie. When some1 is mentioned they like... get a notie that bugs
        them when their doin stuff n gets them 2 come check it out.
      how_to_mention_q: So like, how do I like... mention some1 when making a postie?
      how_to_mention_a: 'So like, you type this thing: @ n start typin their name.
        Then this like... little menu thingy will come up n like let u pick their
        name. But like, remember that u can like.. only mention ppl u''ve added n
        stuff. Totally lame sometimes :\'
      mention_in_comment_q: So can I like... mention some1 in a comment? :o
      mention_in_comment_a: 
      see_mentions_q: Is there like, a way 2 c the posties that ive been mentioned
        in?
      see_mentions_a: Ya, click "Mentionz" in the like.. left column on ur home page.
        K?
    pods:
      title: Podz
      what_is_a_pod_q: Wats a pod?
      what_is_a_pod_a: So like, a pod is a compy runnin d* on it and it can liek talk
        2 the rest of d*. "Pod" as in like, plants that have seedz, yes... liek that
        plant hehe... just liek how a server, computah thingy has a bunch of different
        accountz. therez lotz of podz n u can add BFFs from othah podz n talk wit
        them. n stuff.
      find_people_q: So like, I just joined a pod thingy. How can I like... find ppl
        2 share wit?
      find_people_a: 'Invite ur frandz usin the email link in the sidebar thingy.
        Follow #tagz 2 discovah otherz that liek the same stuff u liek n add those
        who post thingz that u liek 2 2 an aspect. b for sure 2 liek, say ur #newhere
        in a public postie! <3'
      use_search_box_q: How do I like... use the search box thingy 2 find ppl?
      use_search_box_a: So like, if u kno their fill d* ID (e.g. usahname@podname.org),
        u can find them by searchin for it. if u r on the same pod u can look for
        just their usahname. another thing u can do is look for them by their profile
        name. if lookin them up doesnt work the first time, try again. Kay?
    posts_and_posting:
      title: Posties and postin
      stream_full_of_posts_q: So like, y is my streem full of posties from ppl idk
        n dont share wit?
      stream_full_of_posts_a1: 'ur Wall err stream err whatever is like.. made up
        of 3 kindsa posties:'
      stream_full_of_posts_li1: 'Posties by ppl u r sharin wit, which come in 2 kinds:
        public posties n limited posties shared wit an aspect tht u r part of. 2 trash
        these posties from ur stream, just stop sharin wit the person.'
      stream_full_of_posts_li2: Like, public posties containin 1 of the tagz tht u
        follow. 2 trash these, stop followin the tag. yeah...
      stream_full_of_posts_li3: Public posties by ppl listed in the d* celebz thingy.
        these can b trashed by uncheckin' the "show d* celebz in stream?" thingy in
        the account tab of ur settins.
      hide_posts_q: So like, how do I like.. hide a postie? N how do I stop gettin
        noties bout a postie that i like.. commented on? :o
      hide_posts_a: 'So like, if u point ur mouse at the top of a postie, a cute lil
        X comes up on the right. click it 2 hide the postie n mute noties bout it.
        u can still c the post f u visit the profile of the person who made it.(:'
      post_notification_q: So like, how do I get noties, or stop like... gettin them
        about a postie.. cuz they can b rlly annoying.. Js
      post_notification_a: U will like see a little icon that looks like a bell next
        to the cute, little X thingy at the top right of a postie. Click it to enable
        or disable noties for that postie.
      ignore_user_q: 
      ignore_user_a1: 
      ignore_user_a2: 
      ignore_user_a3: 
      post_report_q: how like, do i report a groody postie?
      post_report_a: 
      character_limit_q: so wats the like, amount of times can i press a key in my
        posties?
      character_limit_a: Like, a lot. Its like, 65,535 presses. Which is like.. totally
        rad cuz like... Twittar only lets u have like.. 140. totally lame...
      char_limit_services_q: Wat is the amount of times for posties shared 2 other
        servies wit a smallar key pressed count?
      char_limit_services_a: in like, that case ur postie is like, limited 2 the smallah
        key pressed cont (twittar is liek, 140 n tumblar is liek, 1000), n the numbah
        of key presses u have left 2 use r display when that servie's icon is highlighted.
        u can stil post 2 these servies if ur postie is longer than their limit, but
        the txt is like.. smallar on those servies, kay?
      format_text_q: So how can I like, format txt in mah posties (bold, slanted txt,
        etc)?
      format_text_a: By usin like... %{markdown}. U can find teh full Markydown stuff
        %{here}. The preview button rlly halps, as u can c how ur txt will look b4
        u post it.
      insert_images_q: How do I like... put picz into posties?
      insert_images_a: So like, click on the cute lil camera thingy 2 add a pic into
        a postie. Press the pic icon thingy again 2 add another pic, or u can like...
        pick multiple pics 2 add in 1 go at it. :D
      insert_images_comments_q: Can I insert picz into commentz? :o
      insert_images_comments_a: 
      size_of_images_q: Can I like... customize the size of pics in posties or commentz?
      size_of_images_a: No :\ Pics r resized automagically 2 fit the Wall err stream.
        Markydown doesnt have a code for specifyin a picz size n stuff.
      embed_multimedia_q: How do I like... put a vid, tune, err other media stuff
        into a postie?
      embed_multimedia_a: 'U can like, usually just paste a link (like, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dcxtEKShXA)
        into ur postie n the vid or sound will b in the thingy automagically. some
        of the sitez that r able 2 do this r: YT, Vimeo, soundcloud, flickah n a few
        moar. d* uses this thingy called oEmbed for this featuh. were supportin new
        sitez all the time. remembah 2 alwayz post simple, fill linkz: no shortend
        linkz && no weird symbolz after the link; n give it a lil time b4 u reload
        the page after postin 2 c the preview. Kthx!!! <33'
      post_location_q: so like... how do I add where i am to a postie?:]
      post_location_a: so like, you have to click the little pin icon thingy next
        to the grandpa camera in the publisher thingy. it will like... say where u
        r from this site called like... openstreetmap... you know that thing that
        google maps like rips off from... anyway... you can also like... edit your
        location... its rlly rad.
      post_poll_q: 
      post_poll_a: 
    private_posts:
      title: Privy posties!
      who_sees_post_q: So like, when i post a txt 2 an aspect (as in a private postie),
        who can c it???
      who_sees_post_a: Only like, d* ppl who r logged in that r in tht aspect can
        c ur private postie.
      can_comment_q: Who can like.. comment on err liek mah private posties?
      can_comment_a: Only like, d* ppl who r logged in that r in tht aspect can comment
        on or liek ur private postie.
      can_reshare_q: So who can like... reshare my private posties?
      can_reshare_a: No1. Private posties r not resharable. d* ppl tht r logged in
        tht r in tht r in that aspect can just copy pasta it tho. sry bout tht :\
      see_comment_q: when i like, comment on or liek a private postie, who can c it???
      see_comment_a: 'Only the ppl that the postie was shared wit (the ppl who r in
        the aspectz picked by the poster) can c its commentz n likez. '
    public_posts:
      title: Public posties!!!
      who_sees_post_q: When I like... post somethin publicly, like, who can c it?
      who_sees_post_a: ne1 usin the internet can possibly c a postie u mark public,
        so make for sure u rlly do want ur postie 2 b public. its a great way of reachin
        out 2 the world tho.
      find_public_post_q: So how can like.. other ppl find my public postie?
      find_public_post_a: 'Ur like, public posties will come up in the streamz of
        ne1 followin u. if u included #tagz in ur public postie, ne1 followin those
        tagz will find ur posy in their streamz. every public postie also has a certain
        link that ne1 can look at, even if theyre not logged in - so public posties
        may b linked 2 directly from twittar, blogz, etc. public posts may like, also
        b indexed by google n other nosey search engine ppl. just fyi!!!'
      can_comment_reshare_like_q: Who can like... comment on, reshare or like... like
        my public posties?
      can_comment_reshare_like_a: Ne d* ppl who r logged in can do that. Yeah.
      see_comment_reshare_like_q: So like, when i comment on, reshare or like... like
        a public postie, who can c it then? :o
      see_comment_reshare_like_a: Ne like, logged in d* ppl n ne1 else on the interwebz
        can c it. like, commentz, likez, n reshares of public posties r also public
        n stuff. yeah.
      deselect_aspect_posting_q: So like, what happenz when i like... unpick 1 err
        moar aspectz when makin a public postie?
      deselect_aspect_posting_a: unpickin aspectz doesnt affect a public postie. it
        will like, still come up in the streamz of all ur BFFs. 2 make a postie viewable
        only 2 certain aspectz, u need to like, pick those aspects from the button
        thingy under the liek, publisher thing. yeah.
    profile:
      title: 
      whats_in_profile_q: 
      whats_in_profile_a: 
      who_sees_profile_q: 
      who_sees_profile_a: 
      what_do_tags_do_q: 
      what_do_tags_do_a: 
    resharing_posts:
      title: Resharin posties
      reshare_public_post_aspects_q: so can i like, reshare a public postie wit only
        certain aspectz?
      reshare_public_post_aspects_a: Nah, when u like, reshare a public postie, it
        automagically bcomes 1 of ur public posties. 2 share it wit certain aspectz,
        copy pasta the stuff of the postie in2 a new postie.
      reshare_private_post_aspects_q: Can I like... reshare a private postie with
        like... only certain aspectz?
      reshare_private_post_aspects_a: Nah, its not possible 2 reshare a private postie.
        This is 2 respect the intention of teh original poster who only shared it
        wit a certain group of ppl. Kay? Kay, good.
    sharing:
      title: Sharin
      add_to_aspect_q: so like, wat happenz when i add some1 2 1 of my aspectz? or
        when some1 adds me 2 1 of their aspectz?
      add_to_aspect_a1: 'lets say that Brittany adds Ben 2 an aspect, but Ben has
        not (yet) like, added Brittany 2 an aspect:'
      add_to_aspect_li1: So like, Ben will like, get a notie that Brittany has like...
        "started sharin" wit him. probs sharin an STD knowin her. that bitch.
      add_to_aspect_li2: Brittany will like...  start to c Ben's public posties in
        her stream. as well as THC... that bitch...
      add_to_aspect_li3: Brittany will like... not c ne of Ben's private posties.
      add_to_aspect_li4: Ben will like... not c ne of Brittany's public or private
        posties in his stream either.
      add_to_aspect_li5: But liek, if Ben goes to Brittany's profile, then he will
        c Amy's private posties that that bitch makes to her aspects that hes in.
        as well as like.. her public posties which ne1 can c there).
      add_to_aspect_li6: Ben will like... b able 2 c Brittany's private profile (bio,
        location, gender, bday, small boobs, etc).
      add_to_aspect_li7: Brittany will like... come up under "Only sharin wit me"
        on Ben's BFFs page.
      add_to_aspect_li8: 
      add_to_aspect_a2: 'this is called like.. asymmetrical sharin (big word, woah!!!).
        if n when Ben also adds Brittany 2 an aspect then it would bcome mutual sharin,
        wit both Brittany''s n Ben''s public posties and related private posties appearin
        in each otherz streamz, etc. '
      sharing_notification_q: 
      sharing_notification_a: 
      only_sharing_q: so like, who r the ppl listed in "Only sharin wit meh" on mah
        BFFs page?
      only_sharing_a: These r ppl that have like, added u 2 1 of their aspectz, butt
        who r not (yet) in ne of ur aspectz. In other wordz, they r sharin wit you,
        butt u r not sharin wit them (that big werd asymmetrical sharin again). if
        u add them 2 an aspect, they will then show up under tht aspect n not under
        "only sharin wit u". Look above.(;
      list_not_sharing_q: is there liek, a list of ppl who i like, added 2 1 of mah
        aspectz, butt who have like, not added me to 1 of theirs yet?
      list_not_sharing_a: Nah, butt u can c whether err not some1 is sharin wit u
        by lookin at their profile. if they r, the bar under their profile pic will
        be green; if not, itll b grey like mah kitty. U should liek, get a notie each
        time some1 starts sharin wit u. Kay?
      see_old_posts_q: So liek, when i add some1 2 an aspect, can they c oldr posties
        tht I have like, already posted 2 that aspect???
      see_old_posts_a: Nah. They will only b able 2 c new posties 2 tht aspect. they
        (n every1 else) can c ur older public posties on ur profile, n they may also
        c them in their stream.
    tags:
      title: Tagz!!
      what_are_tags_for_q: Wat r tagz like... for?
      what_are_tags_for_a: Tagz r a way to organize postiez by a certain topic usually.
        Lookin for a tag showz all postiez wit tht tah tht u can c (both public and
        private postiez). This letz ppl who liek the same topic find public postiez
        bout it.
      tags_in_comments_q: Can I like... put tagz in commentz or just in like... posties..?
      tags_in_comments_a: A tag added 2 a comment will still come up as a link 2 tht
        tag'z page, butt it will not make tht postie (or comment) come up on tht tag
        page. This only workz for tagz in postiez.
      followed_tags_q: Wat r "#Followed Tagz" neway? How do u like.. follow them?
      followed_tags_a: 'After like, lookin for a like, tag like, u can liek, click
        the button at like the top of teh tag''z page 2 like "follow" tht tag. then
        it will like, come up in ur list of like, followed tagz on the like left.
        clickin 1 of ur like followed tagz takez u 2 tht tag''z like, page thingy,
        so u can like, c recent postiez wit tht tag in it. u can like, click on #Followed
        Tagz 2 c a stream of postiez tht include 1 of ne of ur followed tagz. Kay? '
      people_tag_page_q: So like, who r the ppl listed on the left side of a tag page
        thingy???
      people_tag_page_a: They r ppl who have picked tht tag to describe themselves
        in their public profile... so yeah like... yeah...
      filter_tags_q: So liek, how can i liek, get rid of certain tagz from mah stream???
      filter_tags_a: Sry but this is like, not yet workin through d*, butt some %{third_party_tools}
        have like, been made tht might do this. YAY FREE SOFTWARE!!! :DDD
    keyboard_shortcuts:
      title: Keypad shorties!!!
      keyboard_shortcuts_q: 'What key shorties r available?(:'
      keyboard_shortcuts_a1: 'In the steam u can like use these keybored shorties:'
      keyboard_shortcuts_li1: j - to like... go to next postie
      keyboard_shortcuts_li2: k - to like... go to last postie
      keyboard_shortcuts_li3: c - comment on the current postie
      keyboard_shortcuts_li4: l - <3 the current postie
      keyboard_shortcuts_li5: r - reshar the current postie
      keyboard_shortcuts_li6: like, make the current postie bigger
      keyboard_shortcuts_li7: o - Open the first linkie in the current postie
      keyboard_shortcuts_li8: CTRL+ENTER - like, sends the msg ur writin and stuff...
    miscellaneous:
      title: Misc. stuff
      back_to_top_q: Is there like... a quick way 2 go back 2 the like... top of a
        page after i like... scroll down?
      back_to_top_a: Ya. After scrollin down a page, like, click on teh grey arrow
        tht comes up in the bottom right corner of ur web browser window thingy...
      photo_albums_q: R there like... pic or vid albumz?
      photo_albums_a: Nah, not right nao. Butt u can like, look at a stream of their
        added pics from the Pics and Selfies section in their profile.
      subscribe_feed_q: Can i like... subscribe 2 some1's public posties wit a feed
        reader thingy?
      subscribe_feed_a: 'Ya, butt this is like... stil not a rlly great workin feature
        n the formattin of the resultz is kinda groody... but if u like, wanna try
        it neway, go 2 some1s profile n click the feed button in ur browser, or u
        can copy pasta the profile link into a feed reader thingy. the resultin feed
        addy lookz like this: https://joindiaspora.com/public/usahname.atom -- D*
        uses Atom rather than RSS. JustFYI! <333'
      diaspora_app_q: Is there like... a d* app for Android err iOS err Windows Phone?
        :o
      diaspora_app_a: There r many Android apps in like... super early makin. many
        r like.. not worked on projects n they liek dont work well wit the current
        version of d*. so like dont expect totally awesome stuff wit these. just use
        a browser on ur mobile thingy cuz weve made a like... mobile version of teh
        site which should work well on like... ALL things. there is currently no iOS
        app tho. sry bout tht :\
  home:
    default:
      headline: OMG! HEY! LIKE, WELCOME TO %{pod_name}!!! :DDD
      part_of_diaspora: 
      diaspora_site_link: 
      byline: 'Dis is like... an online social network.. sorta like myspace.. but
        like not, where like... you are totes in control   c:'
      be_who_you_want_to_be: be you!!!!
      be_who_you_want_to_be_info: 
      choose_your_audience: 
      choose_your_audience_info: 
      own_your_data: 
      own_your_data_info: 
    podmin:
      headline: 'Hey bruh! <3  [:'
      byline: 
      configure_your_pod: 
      create_an_account: 
      make_yourself_an_admin: 
      update_your_pod: 
      getting_help: 
      contribute: 
      configuration_info: 
      create_an_account_info: 
      make_yourself_an_admin_info: 
      update_your_pod_info: 
      update_instructions: 
      getting_help_info: 
      faq_for_podmins: 
      contact_irc: 
      contribute_info: 
      report_bugs: 
  invitation_codes:
    not_valid: Tht invite code is like.. no longer valid... sry bout tht.. :/
    already_logged_in: 
  invitations:
    create:
      sent: 'Ur invites have like... ben sent 2: %{emails}'
      rejected: 'the followin email addys made drama: '
      no_more: u have like... no moar invites.
      empty: Plz enter at least 1 email addy, thx<3
      note_already_sent: 'Invites have like... already been sent 2: %{emails}'
      closed: so like... invites are like, closed for this d* pod... sry bout that...
        :c
    new:
      language: what do u like... speak?
      invite_someone_to_join: invite sum1 2 da partay!!!
      comma_separated_plz: U can enter lots of different email addies by usin commaz!
        <3
      send_an_invitation: send an invite
      sending_invitation: Sendin invite, hold up...
      paste_link: Share this link wit ur BFFs 2 invite them 2 d*, or like... txt them
        the link n stuff.
      codes_left:
        zero: 'sry, theres like no invites left on this code. omg like totally lame....
          yeah... wanna go 2 taco bell?(:'
        one: So theres like... one invite left on this code. Yup.
        other: ZOMG! theres like %{count} invites left on this code... yeah...
  layouts:
    header:
      profile: Wall
      settings: Settins
      logout: Bounce
      code: code
      toggle_navigation: 
    application:
      powered_by: this site is like... powered by diaspora*... far out!!
      whats_new: sup?
      statistics_link: Pod statz
      discourse: 
      switch_to_touch_optimized_mode: 
      switch_to_standard_mode: 
      public_feed: the feed for %{name} that like... every1 can c n stuff
      back_to_top: Go back 2 the top
      source_package: dl code n stuff..
      be_excellent: 
  likes:
    create:
      error: couldnt like this bruh.. :c
      fail: 
    destroy:
      error: 
    not_found: 
  notifications:
    started_sharing:
      zero: "%{actors} started sharin wit u :("
      one: "%{actors} started sharin wit u."
      other: "%{actors} started sharin wit u!!! :DDD"
    private_message:
      zero: 0 %{actors} sent u a txt
      one: "%{actors} sent u a txt"
      other: "%{actors} sent u a txt"
    comment_on_post:
      zero: "%{actors} like... commented on ur postie %{post_link}."
      one: "%{actors} commented on ur postie %{post_link}. OMG!"
      other: "%{actors} commented on ur postie %{post_link}. OMG!"
    also_commented:
      zero: "%{actors} also like... commented on %{post_author}'s postie %{post_link}!!"
      one: "%{actors} also like... commented on %{post_author}'s postie %{post_link}!!"
      other: "%{actors} also like... commented on %{post_author}'s postie %{post_link}!!"
    mentioned:
      zero: "%{actors} have like... mentioned u in the postie %{post_link}. :("
      one: "%{actors} has like.. mentioned u in the postie %{post_link}."
      other: "%{actors} have like... mentioned u in the postie %{post_link}."
    liked:
      zero: "%{actors} have like... liked ur postie %{post_link}."
      one: "%{actors} has like... liked ur postie %{post_link}."
      other: "%{actors} have like... liked ur postie %{post_link}."
    reshared:
      zero: "%{actors} have like... reshared ur postie %{post_link} && stuff.."
      one: "%{actors} has like... reshared ur postie %{post_link} && stuff.."
      other: "%{actors} have like... reshared ur postie %{post_link} && stuff.."
    also_commented_deleted:
      zero: "%{actors} like... commented on a trashed postie."
      one: "%{actors} like... commented on a trashed postie."
      other: "%{actors} like... commented on a trashed postie."
    liked_post_deleted:
      zero: "%{actors} like.. liked ur trashed postie."
      one: "%{actors} like.. liked ur trashed postie."
      other: "%{actors} like... liked ur trashed postie."
    reshared_post_deleted:
      zero: "%{actors} like... reshared ur trashed postie."
      one: "%{actors} like...  reshared ur trashed postie."
      other: "%{actors} like... reshared ur trashed postie."
    mentioned_deleted:
      zero: "%{actors} like... mentioned u in a trashed postie."
      one: "%{actors} like... mentioned u in a trashed postie."
      other: "%{actors} like... mentioned u in a trashed postie."
    index:
      notifications: Noties!
      mark_all_as_read: i totally read them all
      mark_all_shown_as_read: I read all of these...
      mark_read: i liek, read this
      mark_unread: umm, HELLO, i havent read this
      show_all: show like, all
      show_unread: show like, unread stuff
      all_notifications: All noties
      also_commented: Also comment'd
      comment_on_post: Comment on postie
      liked: lieked
      mentioned: Mentioned
      mentioned_in_comment: 
      reshared: Reshared! <3
      started_sharing: Started like... sharin
      contacts_birthday: 
      no_notifications: U dont have any noties yet :S
      and_others:
        zero: n no1 else
        one: n 1 more
        other: n like.. %{count} others
      and: "n"
  notifier:
    a_post_you_shared: a postie!!
    a_private_message: So like... there's a new message that's like.. private for
      to check out on D*!! :D
    a_limited_post_comment: OMG!!! YOU GOT A NEW COMMENTT!!! But its like.. on a post
      that ppl cant see.. so like.. go check it out!
    email_sent_by_diaspora: This email was like... sent by %{pod_name}. If u'd like...
      to like... stop gettin emails like this,
    click_here: click this txt
    hello: OMG HEY! %{name}
    thanks: thx,
    to_change_your_notification_settings: 2 change ur notie settins
    single_admin:
      subject: 'A txt bout ur d* account:'
      admin: ur dude that runs everythin
    started_sharing:
      subject: 'ZOMG!! so like.. %{name} has TOTALLY started sharin wit u!!!(:'
      sharing: has like... started sharin wit u!
      view_profile: Look at %{name}'s profile
    comment_on_post:
      limited_subject: OMG! THERE'S A NEW COMMENT ON ONE OF YOUR POSTIES!!! :DD
      reply: Reply or like... look at %{name}'s postie >
    also_commented:
      limited_subject: 
    mentioned:
      subject: OMG! %{name} has like... mentioned u on d*
      limited_post: 'so like... you were mentioned in a post thats like.. limited
        bruh[:'
    mentioned_in_comment:
      limited_post: 
      reply: 
    private_message:
      subject: 
      reply_to_or_view: Reply 2 or like... look at this convo >
    liked:
      liked: OMG! %{name} has like liked ur postie!!!
      limited_post: OMG! %{name} liked ur limited postie!!!! :O
      view_post: Look at postie >
    reshared:
      reshared: "%{name} like... reshared ur postie... tubular!!"
      view_post: Look at postie >
    contacts_birthday:
      subject: 
      birthday: 
      view_profile: 
    confirm_email:
      subject: Plz like... confirm ur new email %{unconfirmed_email}. K thx!!! <3
      click_link: '2 like, activate ur like new email %{unconfirmed_email}, plz like,
        follow this link:'
    csrf_token_fail:
      subject: 
      body: 
    report_email:
      type:
        post: postie
        comment: commentt<3
      subject: A new %{type} was like... marked as gag me with a spoon.
      body: |-
        Ohai!

        the %{type} wit ID %{id} waz marked as groody. yeah.

        [%{url}][1]

        Plz like, check in on this, kay?


        Kthxbye,

        The d* email robot <3

        [1]: %{url}
    export_email:
      subject: u can dl ur personal data nao!!!!, %{name} :D
      body: |-
        Hai %{name}!!

        So like, we got ur data, and its totally ready for dl by [clicking here!!!!:D](%{url}).

        Deuces!

        The d* robo!!
    export_failure_email:
      subject: So like, totally sry, but like... there was a problem with your stuff
        %{name}
      body: |-
        Hey %{name}

        So like, we had an issue while like... processin ur data and stuff.. for like.. download..

        so like.. can you, like, try again?

        so sry bout tht..


        d* robot!<3
    export_photos_email:
      subject: 'Ur pics are ready, %{name}!!! c:'
      body: 
    export_photos_failure_email:
      subject: So like, there was an issue with ur photos, %{name}... so sry bout
        tht...
      body: |-
        Heyy %{name}

        So like, we had an issue like... while gettin ur photos so u could like..download them..
        Try again bruh!

        Sry bout tht, :/


        The d* robot! [:
    invited_you: "%{name} invited u 2 d*!!!"
    invite:
      message: |-
        Ohai!

        U have like... been invited 2 join diaspora*!

        Click this link thingy 2 like.. get started

        [%{invite_url}][1]


        <3,

        The d* email robot!

        [1]: %{invite_url}
    remove_old_user:
      subject: So like, your account has been like... set to be trashed... because
        you like... haven't been on in awhile. So sry bout tht..
      body: |-
        Hai thar! :P~~

        So like, it looks like you don't want your account @ %{pod_url}, since like... you haven't used it in like... forever... which has been like... %{after_days} days. Mm, cha. That's like... a lot. So like, to make sure that like, the ppl who often use the pod, get like, the best performance and junk, we'd like to totally remove accounts that we think ppl don't want from our database thingy..

        We'd love for you stay and like... hang out with us in the d* community, and youre totally welcome to keep ur account going if you wanna..

        d* is like.. totes better than fb 'n junk... js..

        So like, if you wanna keep ur account like.. active.. which its like, totally cool if you wanna go but like, if you wanna keep ur account, then all you like, need to do is like.. sign in to ur account before like ... %{remove_after}. And like, when u sign back in... itd be totally far out if you would like... play around with d*! Like, stuff changez like.. a lot.. all the time. Its not dead like erryone keeps sayin. its like umm as IF right!? that zuckerberg dude seems dead inside.. like.. does he like totally EVER blink? ew, gross.. gag me with a SPOOOOOOON..

        oh damn, i totes forgot what i was sayin... OH YEAH! so like, if you found d* boring or somethin, try followin some different #tags 'n stuff.. and like.. things are always changin... like ALL the time.. but not like.. in a bad way.. like.. not like how FB is always changin their privacy policy. thats like.. rlly annoyin.. js..

        so like, if you wanna sign in, clickie here: %{login_url}. if youve forgot ur log-in creds, u can like ask for a like.. reminder on tht page.. its totes okay if you forgot. like, omg, this one time, i forgot i left my curling on, and it set my bathroom on fire... my daddy was like SOOOOOOOO angry like omg... he almost like, took my allowance away... it was totally lame..

        so like, anyway, i hope you come back! we can like, netflix and chill and junk.

        baiiii! <3333 :*


        the d* robot!
  api:
    openid_connect:
      authorizations:
        new:
          redirection_message: 
          access: 
          no_requirement: 
          approve: 
          deny: 
          bad_request: 
          client_id_not_found: 
          private_contacts_linkage_error: 
          unknown_scope: 
        destroy:
          fail: 
      user_applications:
        index:
          edit_applications: 
          title: 
          access: 
          no_requirement: 
        no_applications: 
        revoke_autorization: 
        tos: 
        policy: 
      scopes:
        openid:
          name: 
          description: 
        sub:
          name: 
          description: 
        name:
          name: 
          description: 
        nickname:
          name: 
          description: 
        picture:
          name: 
          description: 
        contacts:read:
          name: 
          description: 
        contacts:modify:
          name: 
          description: 
        conversations:
          name: 
          description: 
        email:
          name: 
          description: 
        interactions:
          name: 
          description: 
        notifications:
          name: 
          description: 
        private:read:
          name: 
          description: 
        private:modify:
          name: 
          description: 
        public:read:
          name: 
          description: 
        public:modify:
          name: 
          description: 
        profile:
          name: 
          description: 
        profile:modify:
          name: 
          description: 
        profile:read_private:
          name: 
          description: 
        tags:read:
          name: 
          description: 
        tags:modify:
          name: 
          description: 
      error_page:
        title: 
        contact_developer: 
        login_required: 
        could_not_authorize: 
  people:
    person:
      thats_you: OMG! thats u!!!! FAR OUT!
    index:
      results_for: Ppl who match ur like... search thingy %{search_term}
      no_results: OMG! Hey! U like, need 2 search for sumthin.
      couldnt_find_them: couldnt find them? thats totally lame :(
      search_handle: use their d* ID (usahname@pod.tld) to b for sure 2 find ur BFFs.
      send_invite: still nothin? :( send an invite!!! :DDD
      no_one_found: "...and nothin was like... found. sry bout that :\\"
      searching: im lookin, brb... <3
      looking_for: U like... lookin for posties tagged %{tag_link}?
    show:
      has_not_shared_with_you_yet: "%{name} has like... not shared ne posties wit
        u yet!"
      does_not_exist: they dont like... exist :\
      closed_account: this profile is gone dude...
    profile_sidebar:
      bio: all about meee <333
      location: my crib
      gender: dude or dudette or whatev...
      born: Bday
    add_contact:
      invited_by: u were like... invited by
  photos:
    create:
      runtime_error: Pic didnt like... upload.  R u like for sure ur duck face is
        like.. ducky enough?
      integrity_error: The pic didnt like... upload.  R u like for sure that was a
        pic n not somethin else?
      type_error: So like... ur pic wasnt added.  r u like... sure u actually like...
        added it?
    destroy:
      notice: Pic deleted :o
    new_profile_photo:
      upload: Upload a new selfie!!! OMG!!
  polls:
    votes:
      zero: "%{count} votes so far..  :c"
      one: "%{count} vote so far!!! :]"
      other: ZOMG!! %{count} votes so farrrr!!! :DDD
  posts:
    presenter:
      title: A postie from %{name}
    show:
      location: 'Postie posted from: %{location} c:'
      forbidden: So like, ur not allowed to do tht...
      photos_by:
        zero: No picz by %{author}
        one: One pic by %{author}
        other: "%{count} picz by %{author}"
      reshare_by: Reshare is like... by %{author}
  report:
    title: Reportz Ovahview
    post_label: "<b>Postie</b>: %{title}"
    comment_label: Like, <b>Comment</b>:<br>%{data}
    reported_label: "<b>Like, reported by</b> %{person}"
    reason_label: 'Reazun:'
    review_link: Mark as like, reviewed n stuff
    delete_link: Trash item
    reported_user_details: 
    confirm_deletion: R u sure u wanna trash this?
    not_found: "<u>The postie/comment like, wasnt found. mayb it was liek.. trashed
      by the usah!</u>"
    status:
      destroyed: The postie went bye byez!
      failed: Somethin screwed up. sry bout that :\
  profiles:
    edit:
      basic: Basic bitch profile  [;
      extended: Extended profileeee
      settings: 'Profie settins!!![:'
      extended_visibility_text: 
      public: 'Internetz can see this  o:'
      limited: 'Not all of the Internetz can see this  o:'
      basic_hint: 
      extended_hint: 
      your_name: Ur name
      first_name: First name? Kthx
      last_name: Last name? Kthx
      your_gender: Ur gender? Kthx
      your_birthday: Ur bday
      your_tags: Describe urself in like... 5 werdz
      your_tags_placeholder: 'like #twilight #selfies #Belieber #iphone #mtv'
      your_bio: Ur bio. Kthx.
      your_location: Ur place
      your_photo: Ur pic
      update_profile: Change ur stuff
      allow_search: Do u wanna like... let ppl stalk u within d*?
      nsfw_explanation: Groody (NSFW) is d*'s thingy to hide nudes n other groody
        stuff that like.. can get u in trouble. make sure u liek, check this thingy
        if u plan to post this kind of stuff a lot. Kthxbye <3
      nsfw_explanation2: 'if u liek, choose 2 not pick this option, then liek, plz
        add the #nsfw or #groody tag thingy each time u share naughty stuff. Kay?
        Thx!!! <3'
      nsfw_check: Like, mark everythin i share as groody
    update:
      updated: Profie updated!!! <3
      failed: Ur profie didnt update :(
  registrations:
    new:
      enter_email: Enter like... an email
      enter_username: So like.. pick a name that ppl will like... call u by.. n sry
        but u can only like.. use letters numbers n these things "_" but like.. witout
        the up n down lines n junk...
      enter_password: Enter a like... secret code thats like... moar than 6 keys n
        junk
      enter_password_again: enter what u liek... entered b4
      sign_up: SIGN UP!!
      email: EMAIL<3
      username: USERNAMEEE<3
      password: PASSWERD<3
      password_confirmation: PASSWERD CONFIRMATION!!
      submitting: Submittin... just a sec...
      terms: By creatin an account u like... accept the %{terms_link}.
      terms_link: more boring legal stuff
    create:
      success: u've joined d*!!! OMFG YAAAAAYYY!! :DDD
    closed:
      closed_pod: 
      another_pod: 
      find_pods: 
      other_questions: 
    invalid_invite: OMG, dude, ur invite link is like... SOOOO old... like... gross.
      so like, sry but its no longer valid. Kthxbye<3
  reshares:
    create:
      error: couldnt reshare  :c
    reshare:
      reshared_via: like reshared via
      reshare_confirmation: Like... reshare %{author}'z postie n stuff?
      deleted: The original postie was like... deleted by the person who made it :(
    comment_email_subject: "%{resharer}'s like... reshare of %{author}'s postie"
  services:
    provider:
      tumblr: tmblr
      twitter: Twittar<333
      wordpress: WurdPress
    index:
      title: 
      connect: ConnectFour bahahaha OMG!
      disconnect: like disconnect
      logged_in_as: ur like... checkin in as
      no_services_available: so like... there are no services that this pod can like...
        connect to... sry bout tht..  :c
      not_logged_in: ur like.. currently not logged in and stuffz
      really_disconnect: drop %{service}?
      edit_services: Edit servies!!!
      services_explanation: Connectin 2 servies gives u like... the ability 2 post
        ur posties 2 them as u write them in d*! :p
      share_to: share 2 %{provider}
    create:
      success: so like... ur connected nao n stuff
      failure: So like... it failed n stuff... sry bout tht :\
      already_authorized: A person wit like... the d* id %{diaspora_id} already like...
        enabled that %{service_name} account n stuff...
      read_only_access: this is like.. read-only... plz try 2 like.. authorize again
        l8ter. kthx <3
    destroy:
      success: Yay! Trashed eet woo!!
    failure:
      error: there was drama when connectin 2 that thing :\
  blocks:
    create:
      success: Aight, u wont c that weirdo on ur wall again. Ur welcome. ;)
      failure: 'couldnt ignore the h8ter.  #lame'
    destroy:
      success: 'Lets c wat they have 2 say!! #sayhaithar'
      failure: 'I couldnt like... unblock that h8ter.  #couldntunblockh8terlame'
  shared:
    aspect_dropdown:
      mobile_row_checked: "%{name} (remove)"
      mobile_row_unchecked: "%{name} (add)"
      toggle:
        zero: add BFF
        one: In like... %{count} aspect
        other: In like... %{count} aspectz
    publisher:
      formatWithMarkdown: 'U can like... use %{markdown_link} to make ur postie totally
        awesome!!(:'
      posting: Postin...
      share: Share!!!
      get_location: Get ur place in the world!
      remove_location: Trash where u r
      whats_on_your_mind: Sup dude?
      discard_post: Trash postie
      new_user_prefill:
        newhere: Newbie<3
        hello: 'OMG liek HEY PPL! im #%{new_user_tag} '
        i_like: 'im like... rlly into %{tags}. '
        invited_by: 'Thx for the invite, '
      poll:
        add_a_poll: Add a pole
    invitations:
      invites: Invites!!
      invite_your_friends: Invite ur BFFs!!
      by_email: 'By email(:'
      share_this: Share this link like... via email, blogg, or social netz!
    public_explain:
      control_your_audience: Control ur ppl
      new_user_welcome_message: 'Like, use #hashtags 2 like... make ur posties bout
        somethin n find ppl who like... share ur interests.  call out awesome ppl
        wit @Mentions'
      visibility_dropdown: Use dis dropdown 2 change who can like... c ur postie.  (we
        like... recommend u make this first 1 2 where ne1 can c it.)
      title: Set up other servies
      share: Sharrr
      outside: So like... these txts r able 2 b seen by the internet..
      logged_in: checked in 2 %{service}
      manage: Like... manage servies ur like... connected 2
      atom_feed: Feed thingy
    stream_element:
      via: like... via %{link}
      via_mobile: via mobilez!!
  status_messages:
    new:
      mentioning: 'Mentionin: %{person}'
    too_long: Plz make ur status txt smaller than %{count} key presses. Right nao
      its like... %{current_length} key presses
    bad_aspects: 
  stream_helper:
    no_more_posts: youre at the end :(
    no_posts_yet: Therez no posties yet..
  tags:
    show:
      tagged_people:
        zero: No peep is like.. tagged with %{tag}
        one: 1 peep is like tagged with %{tag}
        other: "%{count} peeps tagged with %{tag}"
      follow: 'Follow like... #%{tag}'
      stop_following: 'Stop like... followin #%{tag}'
      none: Umm, so the like... empty tag doesnt like... exist :\
    name_too_long: So like, please make your tag name like... fewer than %{count}
      chars. Its like.. %{current_length}!!
  tag_followings:
    manage:
      title: 
      no_tags: U arent followin any tags bruh :c
  streams:
    community_spotlight_stream: D* celebz!!
    aspects_stream: Aspectz
    mentioned_stream: "@Mentionz"
    followed_tags_stream: "#Followed Tagz"
    mentions:
      title: "@Mentionz"
    comment_stream:
      title: Commented Posties
    like_stream:
      title: Like Wall
    followed_tag:
      title: "#Followed Tagz"
      add_a_tag: Add a like... tag
      follow: Stalk
      all: 
    admin:
      title: 
    tags:
      title: 'Posties tagged: %{tags}'
    public:
      title: Stuff every1 can like... c
    local_public:
      title: 
    multi:
      title: Wall
    aspects:
      title: My Aspectz
      all: 
    activity:
      title: My happenins
    liked:
      title: 
    commented:
      title: 
  users:
    edit:
      edit_account: Edit ur account <3
      change: Changeee
      your_handle: Ur d* ID
      your_email: Ur emailll <3
      your_email_private: no one will see ur email bruh!
      change_email: Change email <3
      email_awaiting_confirmation: So we like... sent u a link 2 like activate %{unconfirmed_email}.
        Until u like... follow this link && activate this new addy, we will continue
        2 like.. use ur original addy %{email}. Kay?
      change_password: Change passwerd
      new_password: New passwerd(;
      current_password: Current passwerd :3
      current_password_expl: the 1 u like sign in wit... OMG
      character_minimum_expl: must b like... 6 buttons...
      change_language: Change what u read n speak n stuff
      change_color_theme: 'change the colorz!!![:'
      close_account_text: Trash account
      stream_preferences: Wall prefies
      show_community_spotlight: Show d* celebs on Wall
      show_getting_started: Show gettin started stuff
      following: Sharin settins
      auto_follow_back: Automagically share wit ppl who start sharin wit u
      auto_follow_aspect: 'Group for automagically added BFFs:'
      default_post_visibility: Default aspects for posties!!
      receive_email_notifications: 'Receive email noties when like:'
      started_sharing: some1 starts sharin wit u
      someone_reported: some1 told on some1
      mentioned: u r mentioned in a postie
      mentioned_in_comment: 
      liked: some1 likes ur postie
      reshared: some1 reshares ur postie
      comment_on_post: some1 comments on ur postie
      also_commented: some1 comments on a postie u've commented on
      private_message: u receive a sext :o
      birthday: 
      download_export: dl my profileee
      request_export: Get my pro dats.
      request_export_update: Refresh my wall data
      export_data: dl data!!!
      export_in_progress: We're gettin ur data... bbl!!!! <3
      last_exported_html: 
      download_export_photos: dl my pics
      request_export_photos: make a request for my pics
      request_export_photos_update: Refresh my pics
      export_photos_in_progress: So like, we're currently gettin ur photos and junk.
        Bbl! <3
      close_account:
        dont_go: DUDE! WTF!? Dont leave!
        make_diaspora_better: 'We like... want u 2 help make d* bettah n stuff, so
          u should like.. help us out instead of leavin(: if u do wanna leave, we
          like... wanna make sure u know wat happens next. K?'
        mr_wiggles: Mr Wigglez will b sad :(( </3 </3
        what_we_delete: We will like... trash all of ur posties n profile stuff asap.
          Ur comments will still hang out, but they would b associated wit ur d* ID
          instead of ur name. K?
        locked_out: U will like... get like.. automagically bounced n locked out of
          ur account.
        lock_username: So this will liek.. lock ur username thingy if u decided 2
          sign back up n stuff.
        no_turning_back: So theres like, no turnin back nao. sry! <3
      protocol_handler:
        title: 
        description: 
        browser: 
        register: 
    privacy_settings:
      title: Privie settins
      strip_exif: get rid of the like.. stuff in your uploaded pics that like.. lets
        pigs track u and junk (probs a good idea)
      ignored_users: Haters
      stop_ignoring: Stop ignorin hater
      no_user_ignored_message: You arent like... currently ignoring any other ppl
    destroy:
      success: Ur account has like... been locked.  and it like.. may take like 20
        mins for us 2 like... finish closin ur account..  thx for checkin out d*.
        byezz <33
      no_password: Plz enter ur like... current passwerd 2 like... trash ur account.
      wrong_password: so like, the passwerd u entered didnt match ur like... current
        1... yeah.
    getting_started:
      well_hello_there: Ohai thar! <3
      community_welcome: omg, like, thx for comin! <3
      awesome_take_me_to_diaspora: Sweet! Take me 2 d*!!!
      who_are_you: Umm like, who r u?
      what_are_you_in_to: Wat r u into?
      hashtag_explanation: Ok so like, hashtags allow u 2 talk bout n follow ur interests.  theyre
        like... also a sweet way 2 find new ppl on d* :D
      hashtag_suggestions: 'Try followin tags like #justinbeiber #16andpregnant #monster
        #xbox and stuff..'
    update:
      password_changed: Passwerd changed!  U can nao check in wit ur new passwerd!
        <33 :D
      password_not_changed: Ur passwerd like... didnt change... sry bout that :\
      language_changed: Language changedddd <3
      language_not_changed: 'Oh noes the language change like... didnt work! D:'
      settings_updated: Settins updated!!! <33
      settings_not_updated: Settins update didnt work... sry bout that :\
      email_notifications_changed: Ur email noties have been changed <3
      unconfirmed_email_changed: Ur email was like... changed. N nao it needs activation.
        K?
      unconfirmed_email_not_changed: so like, the email change didnt work. sry bout
        that :\
      follow_settings_changed: Stalkin settins changed <3
      follow_settings_not_changed: so like, changin the follow settins didnt work..
        sry bout that :\
      color_theme_changed: Theme changeddd!! OMG! SO PURTY!!! <3
      color_theme_not_changed: the color theme didn't change  :c
    public:
      does_not_exist: Umm like... %{username} doesnt exist... yeah..
    confirm_email:
      email_confirmed: Ur email %{email} is like... activated
      email_not_confirmed: 'So like, ur email could not like... b activated for sum
        reason. Do u have the like... wrong link? D:'
  two_factor_auth:
    title: 
    explanation: 
    activated:
      status: 
      change_label: 
      change_button: 
    deactivated:
      status: 
      change_label: 
      change_button: 
    confirm:
      title: 
      status: 
      scan_title: 
      scan_explanation: 
      manual_explanation: 
      manual_explanation_cont: 
      input_title: 
      input_explanation: 
      activate_button: 
    input_token:
      label: 
      placeholder: 
    recovery:
      title: 
      reminder: 
      explanation: 
      explanation_short: 
      invalidation_notice: 
      button: 
    flash:
      success_activation: 
      success_deactivation: 
      error_token: 
  will_paginate:
    previous_label: "&laquo; previe!!"
    next_label: next!! &raquo;
  simple_captcha:
    placeholder: like, enter in the stuff in the pic
    label: 'enter teh stuff in the box:'
    message:
      default: 'The captcha didnt match wit the pic D:'
      user: 'The secret pic n code werent the same D:'
      failed: so like, r u human? cuz u have to b in order to get past this :\ sry
        bout tht. :\
  statistics:
    name: Nameee
    network: Da network
    services: Serviez!!!! :3
    total_users: Total ppl
    active_users_halfyear: Active ppl half yr
    active_users_monthly: Active ppl monthly
    local_posts: Local posties
    local_comments: Local commentz
    version: Ver
    registrations: Reggies
    enabled: Availab
    disabled: Not availab
    open: Open
    closed: Closed
