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So like, your account has been like... set to be trashed... because you like... haven't been on in awhile. So sry bout tht..
So like, your account has been like... set to be trashed... because you like... haven't been on in awhile. So sry bout tht..
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Hai thar! :P~~ So like, it looks like you don't want your account @ %{pod_url}, since like... you haven't used it in like... forever... which has been like... %{after_days} days. Mm, cha. That's like... a lot. So like, to make sure that like, the ppl who often use the pod, get like, the best performance and junk, we'd like to totally remove accounts that we think ppl don't want from our database thingy.. We'd love for you stay and like... hang out with us in the d* community, and youre totally welcome to keep ur account going if you wanna.. d* is like.. totes better than fb 'n junk... js.. So like, if you wanna keep ur account like.. active.. which its like, totally cool if you wanna go but like, if you wanna keep ur account, then all you like, need to do is like.. sign in to ur account before like ... %{remove_after}. And like, when u sign back in... itd be totally far out if you would like... play around with d*! Like, stuff changez like.. a lot.. all the time. Its not dead like erryone keeps sayin. its like umm as IF right!? that zuckerberg dude seems dead inside.. like.. does he like totally EVER blink? ew, gross.. gag me with a SPOOOOOOON.. oh damn, i totes forgot what i was sayin... OH YEAH! so like, if you found d* boring or somethin, try followin some different #tags 'n stuff.. and like.. things are always changin... like ALL the time.. but not like.. in a bad way.. like.. not like how FB is always changin their privacy policy. thats like.. rlly annoyin.. js.. so like, if you wanna sign in, clickie here: %{login_url}. if youve forgot ur log-in creds, u can like ask for a like.. reminder on tht page.. its totes okay if you forgot. like, omg, this one time, i forgot i left my curling on, and it set my bathroom on fire... my daddy was like SOOOOOOOO angry like omg... he almost like, took my allowance away... it was totally lame.. so like, anyway, i hope you come back! we can like, netflix and chill and junk. baiiii! <3333 :* the d* robot!
Hai thar! :P~~
So like, it looks like you don't want your account @ %{pod_url}, since like... you haven't used it in like... forever... which has been like... %{after_days} days. Mm, cha. That's like... a lot. So like, to make sure that like, the ppl who often use the pod, get like, the best performance and junk, we'd like to totally remove accounts that we think ppl don't want from our database thingy..
We'd love for you stay and like... hang out with us in the d* community, and youre totally welcome to keep ur account going if you wanna..
d* is like.. totes better than fb 'n junk... js..
So like, if you wanna keep ur account like.. active.. which its like, totally cool if you wanna go but like, if you wanna keep ur account, then all you like, need to do is like.. sign in to ur account before like ... %{remove_after}. And like, when u sign back in... itd be totally far out if you would like... play around with d*! Like, stuff changez like.. a lot.. all the time. Its not dead like erryone keeps sayin. its like umm as IF right!? that zuckerberg dude seems dead inside.. like.. does he like totally EVER blink? ew, gross.. gag me with a SPOOOOOOON..
oh damn, i totes forgot what i was sayin... OH YEAH! so like, if you found d* boring or somethin, try followin some different #tags 'n stuff.. and like.. things are always changin... like ALL the time.. but not like.. in a bad way.. like.. not like how FB is always changin their privacy policy. thats like.. rlly annoyin.. js..
so like, if you wanna sign in, clickie here: %{login_url}. if youve forgot ur log-in creds, u can like ask for a like.. reminder on tht page.. its totes okay if you forgot. like, omg, this one time, i forgot i left my curling on, and it set my bathroom on fire... my daddy was like SOOOOOOOO angry like omg... he almost like, took my allowance away... it was totally lame..
so like, anyway, i hope you come back! we can like, netflix and chill and junk.
baiiii!<3333 :*
the d* robot!Hello,
It looks as though you no longer want your account at %{pod_url}, as you haven’t used it for %{after_days} days. To ensure our active users get the best performance from this diaspora* pod, we’d like to remove unwanted accounts from our database.
We’d love you to stay part of diaspora*’s community, and you’re welcome to keep your account live if you want to.
If you want to keep your account live, all you need to do is to sign in to your account before %{remove_after}. When you sign in, take a moment to have a look around diaspora*. It has changed a lot since you last looked in, and we think you’ll like the improvements we’ve made. Follow some #tags to find content you love.
Sign in here: %{login_url}. If you’ve forgotten your sign-in details, you can ask for a reminder on that page.
Hoping to see you again,
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So like... there's a new message that's like.. private for to check out on D*!! :D
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OMG!!! YOU GOT A NEW COMMENTT!!! But its like.. on a post that ppl cant see.. so like.. go check it out!
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u can dl ur personal data nao!!!!, %{name} :D
u can dl ur personal data nao!!!!, %{name} :D
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Hai %{name}!! So like, we got ur data, and its totally ready for dl by [clicking here!!!!:D](%{url}). Deuces! The d* robo!!
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